Welcome to Movieshyte.
Learning more than ding diddly ding diddly ding dang dong about movies.
Welcome to Movieshyte!
Congratulations, you’ve stumbled upon the best movie discussion site on the internet. Don’t take my word for it!
“Bro, is best movie site on internet. Also, for low low price of $25000 American dollars, Piotr will also endorse your site.”
- @PiotrAzovBattalion
I don’t how you found me. Maybe I finally lifted my self imposed social media ban. Maybe you put in some obscure google search term and were directed here. Or maybe you’re just that cool. Either way, you’re more than welcome to hang around and explore all the offerings Movieshyte has to offer.
There are two kinds of posts here. The first are “Reviews”. Despite the name, I’m not telling you whether or not you should watch the movie. The answer to that is always yes. I’m talking about whatever I found interesting and why. It could be the overall theme of the movie, a specific scene, or even just a line. I’ll dissect anything at any level if it strikes me.
SPOILER ALERT: I frequently break down specific scenes, not usually but sometimes including the end of a movie. I’ve never thought you can have a deep discussion and NOT spoil the movie, so consider yourself warned about spoilers.
Here is an example of a review, featuring our friend Piotr from earlier:
The second section is the “Keith Cinematic Universe”. These are movie parodies written by me, starring the most awesome star in the KCU, Keith. They are short, so feel free to revisit them whenever you need a hit of Keithitude. Like this:
Right now, there are no comments or interaction. So, when I say we are “discussing” movies, I mean I am discussing them. I understand that comment sections have their own ecosystems and people love it, but I’d just as soon not deal with them here. If you want links to every other site on the internet, I would highly recommend… Every other site on the internet.
Thanks for dropping by, and enjoy your time with Movieshyte’s brand of cinematic dissection and obliteration!