Welcome to Movieshyte.
Learning more than ding diddly ding diddly ding dang dong about movies.
There are two kinds of posts here. The first are “Reviews”. Despite the name, I’m telling you whether or not you should watch the movie. The answer to that is always yes. I’m talking about whatever I found interesting. Blanket spoiler warning for this section, as I frequently talk about specific scenes, not usually but sometimes including the end! Here is an example:
The second section is the “Keith Cinematic Universe”. These are movie parodies written by me, starring the most awesome star in the KCU, Keith. They are short, so feel free to revisit them whenever you need a hit of Keithitude. Like this:
Right now, there are no comments or interaction. I just want this space to be my stuff and you reading it without a bunch of nonsense to distract you. If you want links to every other site on the internet, I would highly recommend… Every other site on the internet.
Thanks for dropping by, and enjoy your time with Movieshyte’s brand of cinematic dissection and obliteration!